April Fools and what not!

Ok.... the april fools joke for EQ is corny.

CORNY!

But, being the funk, I can appreciate the effort in a bad joke! And furthermore, how can you not be pleased with all the stick figure jokes you have heard today. The only thing it's missing is a Bristlebane running around telling really bad fart jokes.

Come to think of it... I think I'm gonna release my Jester tonight during raids...

Ok... so on to the news.

Why has Swampfunk not been posting?

answer) School is kicking my ass and I really haven't had much to say

Now that I said that, the next question should be? When do we expect to start seeing some real shit man?

answer) soon. but give me sometime to work on the good stuff!

One minute of high end news!
Township Rebelion beat event 2 in Solteris, expect some c-waving

Triality is whamping the crap out of event 6 in Solteris... expect more c-waving and probably a badass Quarken video...

and momentum is gearing the shit out of all the apps they have...no c-waving for us....imagine what happens with you give farmboys crack! (p.s. CLERICS COME TO MOMENTUM WE LOVE YOU XOXOXOX)

gg, I wish someone at Cestus D would let me know how they are doing, no one ever says hello!

this concludes your high end news

Oh, in sad Swampfunk news... the greatest pet fish ever died... so I gave him a proper pyre funeral...

Dev News

So, word on the street says that Rogues are going to see a major change to how their backstab works. Basically the idea is that backstab damage will be a new seperate field on piercing weapons. This means the normal damage of piercers can be improved to match similar 1hb and 1hs weapons. Bards, Beastlords, Rangers can rejoice on a new field of weaponry for them! And rogues can be mad that they have to compete for weapons again!

But atleast rogue dps will improve!

Merloc has started working on TSS class items. I'm hoping to see a focus and clicky effect on all the various one class only items that dropped through-out TSS expansion. Rejoice for item fixes are coming!

I know I'm personally really enjoying the +2 damage improvement to my Beltron Hammer... (Fjordianzsdifd or whatever, not like the name was supposed to be read)...

Also, I hear that the fix for overhaste rounding is top priority over at SOE, take it for what that's worth! But, usually they tell a quazi realistic version of the truth to use board trolls.

And of course, expansion rumors are already flying around, could it be true? of course it is, drrr...the real question is how long?

Ok... sorry for the rushed update, but I had to post something... I'm still working on my QVIC guide... it's a pain in the ass to MSPaint all this shit down... seriously... even worse the dev's keep removing my tricks from the game! I'll get you prathun!

Have fun and keep checking back, the postings will increase!

-funk